Stories Listed by Author - M through Z

Stories here are listed alphabetically by author's last name. For example, "Max Soona" would be under "S". Authors using "X" as a last name are listed alphabetically by first name ("Amazon X" will be under "A")

A through L | New Additions

Frohike's First Father's Day
Rating: G
Summary: The title says it all.

By the Light of the Blood Red Moon
Rating: R
Summary: Byers and Scully chase down yet another lead in the ongoing search for Mulder (story assumes that season eight either does not happen or happens after these events)
A Darker Fairy Tale
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which the alternative dances before John Byers' eyes.
Maybe Worm Food
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Is Langly fish food now?
Not Paranoid Enough
Rating: R (for spoiler warnings, XF "Requiem" and "This is Not Happening")
Summary: "No matter how paranoid you are, you aren't paranoid enough." -- Susanne Modeski
One Heartbeat
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Searching for the truth is only the first step.
Rating: R
Summary: This is a role he has prepared for all his life.
Zwischen und Nach
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The disk, how the Gunmen came home, and how Jimmy got started on a quest that took him to places like Malta and Yemen.

21st Sunday in Ordinary Time
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Extraordinary men meet in ordinary time.
Causa Latet, Vis Et Notissima (with SallyH)
Rating: Strong PG for swearing.
Summary: What happened just prior to The Lone Gunmen showing up at Mulder's apartment (spoilers, XF S7, "En Ami")
Full Measure Justification
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Three news stories intrigue the Gunmen.
Hope Abandoned/Hope Redeeemed
Rating: R - for swearing
Summary: Someone had to tell the Lone Gunmen about Mulder
In the Air I: Locate the Fear
Rating: PG
Summary: Missing/Post ep scenes for "ToaK". An experiment with the 155 Word Genre and the Locate the Fear Observation Deck card.
In the Air II: Open a Drawer
Rating: PG
Summary: A couple of post-ep vignettes that take place some months after the episode. Heavily influenced by the Open a Drawer Observation Deck card.
The Joy of Cooking and Other Paranoid Tales (with SallyH)
Rating: PG
Summary: The evolution of a cooking Gunman.
A Life at Arm's Length
Rating: PG
Summary: What will it finally take to be the first to reach out?
Resume Play
Rating: PG
Summary: The latest volume of Miss Manners does not contain any references on the etiquette of greeting those persons whose funerals one has previously attended.
Shakedown, Breakdown, Takedown
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Gunmen help an old acquaintance with a problem. The source of that problem may be someone that they know. Spoilers: X Files (US6&7), Millennium (US2), The Lone Gunmen (US1)
Tercet - The Splintering (with gizzie)
Rating: R
Summary: Trouble a-brewin' for The Lone Gunmen. Please read Martha's "No Time to Waste" and gizzie's "Messenger VII" for back story.
Tercet II - Temporizing (with gizzie)
Rating: R
Summary: Langly gets stupid, and Frohike gets smart. Takes place in the "Messenger/Time" universe of giz and Martha, where Gunmen rule.
Tercet III - Recompense (with gizzie)
Rating: R
Summary: Frohike and Langly take a hard look at life. Takes place in the "Messenger/Time" universe of giz and Little, where Gunmen rule
Visiting Hours are Now Over
Rating: PG
Summary: An expansion of the hospital scene (in "The X-Files: Fight the Future") involving Mulder, Skinner, and The Lone Gunmen. Contains a few lines of dialogue from the movie, screenplay by Chris Carter.
Welcome to My Nightmare
Rating: PG
Summary: Sally said that she could *so* see the Gunmen in the first two episodes this season (XF season 7). I concurred. Giz made some suggestions for the domestic dream sequence. Missing scenes from the episode. (XF "Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati")
We're Not in Kansas Anymore (with SallyH)
Rating: PG
Summary: So when did Skinner and the Lone Gunmen get to be such good friends (spoilers for "Triangle" and XF S6)? Makes references to my previous flickfic "Visiting Hours Are Now Over".

Chained to the Past
Rating: PG
Summary: Langly handcuffed to a girl, Jimmy in disguise as Skinner, and whatever happened to that box that Krycek used to control Skinner....
The Gunmen Live
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Rating: PG
Summary: Written in script format.
Susanne in Starlight
Rating: PG
Summary: Susanne Modeski contacts Byers and the LGM go cross country to do a little funky poaching, camping, and star gazing.

Lara Means
Rescue Mission 3: Comrades
Rating: PG
Summary: Waiting is damn hard for a man used to *doing*.
Mom - external link
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully's first Mother's Day.

Ooo, Tasty!
Rating: PG
Summary: It just came to me while I was having some... If you think something naughty, it's your own fault.

Fruits and Veggies
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Byers and Langly go to the organic foods co-op. NC-17 for food and other kinks. Langly/Byers
Hold Tight to the Rose
Rating: R
Summary: A devastated Jimmy Bond tries to cope with the events of Jump the Shark. Jimmy/Byers
Maximum Byers Series
1: Texas Death House Blues
Rating: NC-17 (violence, slash)
Summary: missing scenes and post-ep -- Byers and Jimmy deal with life on death row
2: Long Journey Home
Rating: R for adult language, violent themes
Summary: Sequel to "Texas Death House Blues" -- Morning thoughts and late night driving. This story picks up the morning after the last scene in TDHB.
3: Razor's Edge
Rating: R for adult language and situations
Summary: Sequel to Texas Death House Blues and Long Journey Home -- Jimmy tries to help as Byers deals with his fears and paranoia.
4: What You Are in the Dark
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Byers can be brave for others when the chips are down, but can he do it for himself? Read after Texas Death House Blues, Long Journey Home and Razor's Edge or be confused.
5: The Hazards of Being Human
Rating: R for grownup talk
Summary: Every night has a morning after. Byers has to deal with his friends and his own head trips after his reality has changed. This story takes place the morning after MB4: What You Are in the Dark.
6: What You Are in the Light
Rating: R
Summary: Part 6. Is Jimmy the right guy for John? Not according to Frohike. What happened while Langly went looking for Byers?

Jump the Shark Revisited - The Cleopatra Ending
Rating: G for goofy grins, D for denial
Summary: I know, I know, it's not true...but in my dreams...

Shrouds by Twos and Threes
Rating: PG-13, some mildly naughty words. Slash.
Summary: Post-ep for JTS. It's an episode of XF, you didn't see the bodies, you know the rule. Frohike POV.

The Nubian Geek
Rating: PG
Summary: The guys get jiggy with it.
The Sexy Geek Contest
Rating: G, PG at its worst
Summary: a Langly romance

Meghan O'Connor
All Kinds of Masks
Rating: PG
Summary: How can Rachel get close to Frohike without his being aware of who wants him? Happy Halloween!
Announcement of a Heart Breaking
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Langly announces something, and someone makes a decision. (contains parts 1 and 2)
A Bear Started It
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Looking back on one woman's life (in the same universe as Family by Choice)
Dancer Series:
1: Advice and Picnics
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek knows the way to a woman's heart is a treacherous path, and it must be navigated very carefully
2: Offer You Can't Refuse
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek makes Rachel an offer that tempts her beyond belief. Is it worth it?
Dawn's Early Light
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel and Frohike did the wacky. When two people are confused, all sorts of misunderstandings happen. Follows The Shower Scene.
Family by Choice
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Looking back on one woman's life
First Bliss, Then Trauma
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When misunderstandings happen, clear them up. You have no way of knowing if there'll ever be a second chance or a later. Follows Dawn's Early Light by a few days. (contains parts 1-3)
Flashes Before Your Eyes
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Gunmen made a friend, but it's a small world, isn't it?. (Alternate ending to the Season Finale)
Flashes Series:
1: Lexy Came Over
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel gets a visit from an old college friend. The boys listen when they shouldn't.
2: Talking About Lexy
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel tells the guys almost everything about Lexy's visit. Surprise at the end!
Hate That Desktop
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Who would Rachel ever have reason to be jealous of?
Home At Last Series:
1: Papa Dear, Parts 1 and 2
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Does Frohike want to see the daughter that was taken from him?
2: The Dreaded Phone Call
Rating: PG-13
3: The Search Is On
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Why would a visitor to the Vietnam Memorial be smiling?
Krycek vs. Langly, Round 1
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel takes something to make her feel better. But who is she feeling better about?
No Freakin' Idea
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel thinks about the American tragedy of last week. Sometimes it doesn't hit you `til later.
archivist's note: this story takes place after the events of September 11, 2001.
None For Me, Thanks
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Rachel is forced to reveal something she was afraid to say. Follows NC-17 scene in Thanking the Gods.
Thanking the Gods
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Frohike's alive, and boy is Rachel happy about it. Comes after First Bliss, Then Trauma.
Tormented by the Wonder Elf, Part 1
Rating: PG-13 for this part
Summary: Rachel should have learned by now not to play Truth or Dare when the guys give her a drink. Langly doesn't know any better, and dares Frohike to do something that could make or break her feelings for him.
Tormented by the Wonder Elf, Part 2
Rating: NC-17 for this part
Summary: Rachel should have learned by now not to play Truth or Dare when the guys give her a drink. Langly doesn't know any better, and dares Frohike to do something that could make or break her feelings for him.

Tellus Mater
Rating: Old married NC17, new clumsy NC17, all kinds of NC17
Summary: AU, MSR, L/O, Sequel, Angst (plus bonus Violence, Deflowering, Asthma, Vomit, Questionable Parenting, Confusion, Misunderstandings, Mistakes, Frohike Singing, Waffles, Disenchantment, Death and, you know, the stuff of life)

Paul Osterlund
Lost and Found
Part 1 | Part 2 | Rating: PG
Summary: "Wesley Dave Orlah, RGF in trouble"

Sarah Ellen Parsons
Frohike's Finest Hour
Rating: PG
Summary: Can never see enough of the Gunmen. This is the first X-Files story I ever wrote.

Rebecca Perlow
I Remember You
Rating: G
Summary: After coming back from the dead, Mulder has a word with Langly -- or is it Mulder?

Lonely Souls
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Rating: PG-13
Summary: none given; Langly angst and romance

Causa Latet, Vis Et Notissima (with Martha)
Rating: Strong PG for swearing.
Summary: What happened just prior to The Lone Gunmen showing up at Mulder's apartment (spoilers, XF S7, "En Ami")
The Joy of Cooking and Other Paranoid Tales (with Martha)
Rating: PG
Summary: The evolution of a cooking Gunman.
We're Not in Kansas Anymore (with Martha)
Rating: PG
Summary: So when did Skinner and the Lone Gunmen get to be such good friends (spoilers for "Triangle" and XF S6)? Makes references to my previous flickfic "Visiting Hours Are Now Over".

M. Sebasky
All Through the Night
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully and William try to shake off a hard day. Doggett helps.
At Your Feet, His Emblems Fall
Rating: R
Summary: None given; post-ep for XF "TINH", Frohike POV

D. Sidhe
Sweet Temptation
Rating: Call it PG. It's smutty, it's sort of slashy, mostly it's just good, tacky fun. Everything is implied rather than stated.
Summary: Langly makes Byers an offer. Byers is horrified... at first.
A Little Something for the Season
Rating: G
Summary: Candy from strangers...
NOTE: This story is currently MIA and will return when someone finds a copy.
Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know
Rating: G
Summary: The strangest stories ever told...

Max Soona
Ender Series
I - Halting Ground Rating: PG
Summary: The Lone Gunmen are reunited with a young hacker they cared for 8 years before
II - Branch to Fishkill Rating: PG
Summary: A five-year-old hiding from the government because of her father's work is placed into the care of the Lone Gunmen. Prequel to Halting Ground

Morgan Stuart
Rating: R
Summary: It's eleven years in the future, eight since "the cataclysm," and only three of the characters we know have survived.

Adventures with a Lone Gunman - Hang Time
Rating: PG
Summary: 'Scarecrow' and Scully do Vegas.
Comrades Under the Gun
Part 1 | Part 2
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Missing scenes for XF episodes 9x09 and 9x10, "Provenance" and "Providence".
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Epilogue
Rating: PG-13
Summary: So... What did 'Blondie' get up to between the time he breezed off with Jimmy and Timmy, to catch the floor show that went along with 'the all you can eat lobster,' before Scully arrived?
Rating: PG
Summary: Some speculations warrant immediate confirmation.
The Date
Part 1 | Part 2
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A visitor causes quite a shake-up with someone...
El Tercer Ojo Ciego
Rating: PG
Summary: none given. "El Tercer Ojo Ciego" translates to "Third Eye Blind", and this story contains spoilers for the XF episode "Via Negativa".
Freedom, Come Midnight
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 Rating: PG-13 (adultish in tone)
Summary: none given
I Knew Who She Was
Rating: PG
Summary: none given; "How could you have known my mother?" she says in the same manner as an accusal.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Written in episode script format; no summary given.
On the Stroke of Midnight
Rating: PG
Summary: Musing Of A Bemused Lone Gunmen.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: none given; a little Langly angst
Prelude to One Lonely Night
Rating: PG
Summary: Too many beers. Written for the Scullyfic 155 Word Badfic Challenge.
Rating: PG
Summary: Some decisions are made long before the dictates of the present.
Shell Game
Rating: PG
Summary: The Lone Gunmen stage a little legerdemain of their own.
Some Like It Hot
Rating: NC-17
Summary: 'Connubial Bliss Biscuit'
Thrown Back
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18
Rating: MA-14 (for mature audiences)
Summary: The discovery of a deep-cover covert operation doing the Government's dirty work in plain sight under the guise of environmental activism and charity projects... And many other discoveries along the way.
Work With Me Here
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Continuation of 'The Date'.

Kate Swan
Blue Boys
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Spoilers for "All About Yves" "Blue (boys) come in every size... Some are wise and some otherwise ...For an hour a man may change...For an hour (his) face looks strange"
Lone Gunmen: Equal Opportunity Employers
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5
Rating: PG-13 to R
Summary: "It's a long, charming and funny shaggy dog story about Byers, Langly, Frohike, their new advertising manager, Edwina, and a mysterious crate, taking in Joey Ramone, VW Beetles and Mad Jack on the way."
Pilot: The Scent of Strawberries
Rating: G
Summary: The Journals of Melvin Frohike
NOTE: This story is currently MIA and will return when someone finds a copy.

Bad Influence
Rating: G
Summary: A bit of silliness on my part. I could see it all happen when I first read about it in the Tacoma News Tribune.
NOTE: This story is currently MIA and will return when someone finds a copy.
The Long Gunmen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: none given

The Trio
Rating: G
Summary: 3 Lone Gunmen stories, written in script format

Her Man of Action
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Frohike gets some action. Like I said. Smut.
Protecting the Source
Rating: R
Summary: A murdered diplomat, a missing hard drive, and a suspect on the run. The Lone Gunmen are after the hottest story of their lives.
Takoma Park MD 3:36 PM
Rating: PG
Summary: Operation Clean Mouse and Frohike Offers Yves A Bite Of His Butterfinger.

The Relay
Rating: G
Summary: Pass the baton. Written for Pollyanna's XF Dictionary Wheel.

Krista Wagner
The First Night is Always the Hardest
Rating: PG
Summary: The first night is always the hardest when you are in prison…especially for Byers.
Something Important Happened Today
Rating: G
Summary: How will our Gunmen escape from that vault without Mulder's help?! This is how...
Three Grand Slams, Please
Rating: G
Summary: The Gunmen think over their day's plan over Grand Slams.

Geek Watch
Rating: PG (just brace against a few naughty words)
Summary: The Lone Gunmen hit the beach baby! Posing as sexy geek life guards! *drool*
The Ol' Switch-a-Roo
Part 1 | Part 2
Rating: PG
Summary: The Gunmen pull an old switch-a-roo on themselves. Langly turns into Frohike, Fro into Byers, and Byers into Langly. How do they cope with each other's demented lives?
Rating: G
Summary: Frohike goes on a covert mission through the warehouse at midnight to betray his best friends.

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