Stories - M through Z
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Texas Death House Blues
Rating: NC-17 (violence, slash)
Summary: missing scenes and post-ep -- Byers and Jimmy deal with life on death row
Long Journey Home
Rating: R for adult language, violent themes
Summary: Sequel to "Texas Death House Blues" -- Morning thoughts and late night driving. This story picks up the morning after the last scene in TDHB.
Razor's Edge
Rating: R for adult language and situations
Summary: Sequel to Texas Death House Blues and Long Journey Home -- Jimmy tries to help as Byers deals with his fears and paranoia.
What You Are in the Dark
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Byers can be brave for others when the chips are down, but can he do it for himself? Read after Texas Death House Blues, Long Journey Home and Razor's Edge or be confused.
The Hazards of Being Human
Rating: R for grownup talk
Summary: Every night has a morning after. Byers has to deal with his friends and his own head trips after his reality has changed. This story takes place the morning after MB4: What You Are in the Dark.
What You Are in the Light
Rating: R
Summary: Part 6. Is Jimmy the right guy for John? Not according to Frohike. What happened while Langly went looking for Byers?
Maybe Worm Food by Maidenjedi
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Is Langly fish food now?
Missing In Seattle by Alison
Rating: PG
Summary: Written in honour of the Gunfen Convention in Seattle, March 2002
Mom by Lara Means
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully's first Mother's Day.
Moving On by Jackie
Rating: PG
Summary: The Boys put some pieces together and try to make sense of it all.
archivist's note: this story takes place after the events of September 11, 2001.
Moving On, Jimmy's POV by AmazonX (formerly L. Roberts)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: We need to know the other side of the coin. Written in response to Byer's POV in Moving On by Jackie G.
No Freakin' Idea by Meghan O'Connor
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Rachel thinks about the American tragedy of last week. Sometimes it doesn't hit you `til later.
archivist's note: this story takes place after the events of September 11, 2001.
None For Me, Thanks by Meghan O'Connor
Rating: PG-15
Summary: Rachel is forced to reveal something she was afraid to say. Follows NC-17 scene in Thanking the Gods.
Not Paranoid Enough by Maidenjedi
Rating: R (for spoiler warnings, XF "Requiem" and "This is Not Happening"
Summary: "No matter how paranoid you are, you aren't paranoid enough." -- Susanne Modeski
The Nubian Geek by Nubiangeek
Rating: PG
Summary: The guys get jiggy with it.
Of Man and Machine by Dilby
Rating: PG
Summary: Inspired by a hypothetical suggestion. I took it and ran with it. Frohike ruminates on something that happened in his youth.
The Ol' Switch-a-Roo by Ziptango
Part 1 | Part 2
Rating: PG
Summary: The Gunmen pull an old switch-a-roo on themselves. Langly turns into Frohike, Fro into Byers, and Byers into Langly. How do they cope with each other's demented lives?
On the Stroke of Midnight by Sue
Rating: PG
Summary: Musing Of A Bemused Lone Gunmen.
One Heartbeat by Maidenjedi
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Searching for the truth is only the first step.
One of Those Days by Julie
Rating: PG-13
Summary: 2/3 of the Gunmen and Jimmy are bizarrely obsessed with a kid's show. Frohike tries to figure out why.
Ooo, Tasty! by Meg
Rating: PG
Summary: It just came to me while I was having some... If you think something naughty, it's your own fault.
Operation Karaoke by Amanda
Rating: PG
Summary: The guys help Yves out at an odd location. Jimmy sort of confesses his feelings.
Out of the Gloom by Langleigh
Rating: G/PG
Summary: Yves's internal reaction to seeing the Gunmen alive after the missile silos were destroyed.
Passages by Sue
Rating: PG-13
Summary: none given; a little Langly angst
Pilot: The Scent of Strawberries by Kate Swan
Rating: G
Summary: The Journals of Melvin Frohike
NOTE: This story is currently MIA and will return when someone finds a copy.
Playing House by Amanda
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Byers is over Susanne, isn’t he?
Prelude to One Lonely Night by Sue
Rating: PG
Summary: Too many beers. Written for the Scullyfic 155 Word Badfic Challenge.
Project Jupiter by Amanda
Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four | Part Five | Part Six |
Part Seven | Part Eight | Part Nine | Part Ten | Part Eleven
Rating: R for sexual situations and language
Summary: Anderea's past fits together with her present and that of the Gunmen.
Proof Positive by Snakelady Frohike
Rating: PG
Summary: None given.
Protecting the Source by Tre
Rating: R
Summary: A murdered diplomat, a missing hard drive, and a suspect on the run. The Lone Gunmen are after the hottest story of their lives.
Real by Alison X
Rating: PG
Summary: None given; note in disclaimer: "Another of my rare ventures into non-slash. And a first for me in a couple of ways: Scully POV, second person narrative."
The Relay by waterfall
Rating: G
Summary: Pass the baton. Written for Pollyanna's XF Dictionary Wheel.
Reluctant by Maidenjedi
Rating: R
Summary: This is a role he has prepared for all his life.
Rendezvous by Sue
Rating: PG
Summary: Some decisions are made long before the dictates of the present.
Rent Money by Everly Dawn
Rating: PG
Summary: Just how far would Langly go for the rent money?
Rest in Peace by AmazonX (formerly L. Roberts)
Rating: PG
Summary: Exactly how do they mourn, having seen death so many times? What happens when they lose one of their own?
Rest Stop by Allronix
Rating: PG
Summary: post ToaK, follow-up piece to J. Mauer's "Luck be a Lady Tonight"
Runaway by Amazon X (formerly L. Roberts)
Part One | Part Two | Part Three Rating: R
Summary: Langly befriends a street kid who holds Skinner's life in her hands.
Secrets Man Was Not Meant to Know by D. Sidhe
Rating: G
Summary: The strangest stories ever told...
The Sexy Geek Contest by Nubiangeek
Rating: G, PG at its worst
Summary: a Langly romance
The Sitter by Snakelady Frohike
Rating: PG
Summary: Frohike babysits.
Shakedown, Breakdown, Takedown by Martha
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Gunmen help an old acquaintance with a problem. The source of that problem may be someone that they know. Spoilers: X Files (US6&7), Millennium (US2), The Lone Gunmen (US1)
She Will Be My Dulcinea by Julie L. Jekel
Rating: PG
Summary: Byers reflects on life, love, Mulder, Scully, and Suzanne
Shopping Trip by Leia Fee
Rating: G
Summary: The guys go grocery shopping. Short and silly.
The Shower Scene by AmazonX (formerly L. Roberts)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rachel and Frohike do the wacky. Our Wonder Elf finally gets on the receiving end of Rachel's needs.
Some Like It Hot by Sue
Rating: NC-17
Summary: 'Connubial Bliss Biscuit'
Some Weird Sin by Cameragrrl
Rating: R
Summary: None given; this story has been highly praised on the Topica list for its originality. Main character is Langly; takes place a few years before the LGM show.
Someone To Watch Over Me by Amy Jonas
Rating: PG
Summary: A sequel to Bad Influence. Yves' POV
Something Important Happened Today by Krista Wagner
Rating: G
Summary: How will our Gunmen escape from that vault without Mulder's help?! This is how...
Sometimes Things Look Better in the Morning by Amanda
Rating: PG
Summary: Byers musing about life, both his and the general topic.
Songbird by Jackie
Rating: PG
Summary: The guys help a woman investigate the death of her father, a 'deep throat' working at a governmental research facility.
Stealth by Ziptango
Rating: G
Summary: Frohike goes on a covert mission through the warehouse at midnight to betray his best friends.
Susanne in Starlight by McJen
Rating: PG
Summary: Susanne Modeski contacts Byers and the LGM go cross country to do a little funky poaching, camping, and star gazing.
Sweet Temptation by D. Sidhe
Rating: Call it PG. It's smutty, it's sort of slashy, mostly it's just good, tacky fun. Everything is implied rather than stated.
Summary: Langly makes Byers an offer. Byers is horrified... at first.
Takoma Park MD 3:36 PM by Tre
Rating: PG
Summary: Operation Clean Mouse and Frohike Offers Yves A Bite Of His Butterfinger.
Tellus Mater by OneMillionandNine
Rating: Old married NC17, new clumsy NC17, all kinds of NC17
Summary: AU, MSR, L/O, Sequel, Angst (plus bonus Violence, Deflowering, Asthma, Vomit, Questionable Parenting, Confusion, Misunderstandings, Mistakes, Frohike Singing, Waffles, Disenchantment, Death and, you know, the stuff of life)
Tercet series by gizzie and Martha
Tercet - The Splintering
Rating: R
Summary: Trouble a-brewin' for The Lone Gunmen. Please read Martha's "No Time to Waste" and gizzie's "Messenger VII" for back story.
Tercet II - Temporizing
Rating: R
Summary: Langly gets stupid, and Frohike gets smart. Takes place in the "Messenger/Time" universe of giz and Martha, where Gunmen rule.
Tercet III - Recompense
Rating: R
Summary: Frohike and Langly take a hard look at life. Takes place in the "Messenger/Time" universe of giz and Little, where Gunmen rule
Thanking the Gods by Meghan O'Connor
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Frohike's alive, and boy is Rachel happy about it. Comes after First Bliss, Then Trauma.
Thanksguesting by gizzie
Rating: G
Summary: a lonely guy and Thanksgiving Day
That's What Friends Are For by Jackie
Rating: G
Summary: What did Carol and Byers talk about right before they arrived at the warehouse? Missing scene for LGM ep "The Lying Game"
Three Grand Slams, Please by Krista Wagner
Rating: G
Summary: The Gunmen think over their day's plan over Grand Slams.
Thrown Back by Sue
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18
Rating: MA-14 (for mature audiences)
Summary: The discovery of a deep-cover covert operation doing the Government's dirty work in plain sight under the guise of environmental activism and charity projects... And many other discoveries along the way.
To Send or Not to Send by Amanda
Rating: PG
Summary: A sort rant by Susanne M. Topic: who else, Byers.
The Trio by Traci
Rating: G
Summary: 3 Lone Gunmen stories, written in script format
Tormented by the Wonder Elf, Part 1 by Meghan O'Connor
Rating: PG-13 for this part
Summary: Rachel should have learned by now not to play Truth or Dare when the guys give her a drink. Langly doesn't know any better, and dares Frohike to do something that could make or break her feelings for him.
Tormented by the Wonder Elf, Part 2 by Meghan O'Connor
Rating: NC-17 for this part
Summary: Rachel should have learned by now not to play Truth or Dare when the guys give her a drink. Langly doesn't know any better, and dares Frohike to do something that could make or break her feelings for him.
Twist by fran58
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Scully/Other, Mulder/Other; Scully lunches with her mother; UST and a do-re-mi; Mulder gets to climb a tree. Or: Mulder and Scully are confused and angst ridden. The Gunmen make an appearence.
Visiting Hours are Now Over by Martha
Rating: PG
Summary: An expansion of the hospital scene (in "The X-Files: Fight the Future") involving Mulder, Skinner, and The Lone Gunmen. Contains a few lines of dialogue from the movie, screenplay by Chris Carter.
Warmth by Morgan Stuart
Rating: R
Summary: It's eleven years in the future, eight since "the cataclysm," and only three of the characters we know have survived.
Welcome to My Nightmare by Martha
Rating: PG
Summary: Sally said that she could *so* see the Gunmen in the first two episodes this season (XF season 7). I concurred. Giz made some suggestions for the domestic dream sequence. Missing scenes from the episode. (XF "Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati")
We're Not in Kansas Anymore by SallyH and Martha
Rating: PG
Summary: So when did Skinner and the Lone Gunmen get to be such good friends (spoilers for "Triangle" and XF S6)? Makes references to my previous flickfic "Visiting Hours Are Now Over".
The Wizard of LGM by GirlX
This story is only available at Fanfiction.net.
Rating: G
Summary: no summary
Work With Me Here by Sue Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Continuation of 'The Date'.
